All About Lanie

The short version: Lanie Jordan writes stories. Sometimes her characters drive her crazy, but then she gets her revenge by making their lives more difficult. Fictional payback is fun.

The long version: I love writing, reading, watching TV, and listening to the same songs for months on end. I also sing those songs badly and scare anyone within hearing distance, including my furbabies. Right now, those furbabies include: 2 cats (nicknamed Nalabutt and Little Leemur), 1 dog (nicknamed Buggaboo), and 1 turtle (nicknamed Little Fish for reasons unknown). We live in Florida, where it’s either too hot to breathe or too rainy to sleep.

Dean Winchester from Supernatural is one of my all-time favorite characters. My friends would probably tell you I’m obsessed with all things Dean/Supernatural; I’m not, really. I just love them a little. Okay, so it might be a tad more than a little, but if anyone ever finds out, I’ll claim it was a blatant lie and that aliens wrote this.

And while I’m on the subject, I do believe in aliens and ghosts and things that go bump and boo in the night. You won’t find me admitting that I’ve seen any of those things, of course, ’cause let’s face it, who would believe me? But I write about them. And demons and angels and weirdo people who do weirdo things.

My Favorites


  • Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)
  • Chasing Fire (Nora Roberts)
  • The In Death series (JD Robb)
  • Under The Never Sky (Veronica Rossi)
  • Partials (Dan Wells)
  • Intertwined (Gena Showalter)

TV Shows:

  • Supernatural
  • Arrow
  • Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
  • The Blacklist
  • Person of Interest
  • Criminal Minds

Old TV Shows:

  • Roswell
  • Firefly
  • Buffy
  • Angel
  • Veronica Mars


  • Writing (Obvious, huh?)
  • Reading
  • Making Cute Things out of clay
  • Graphic Design
  • Website Design